RALPHTOBERFEST !!!

[Lisa]

Willkommen, folks! Prop yourself up on your comfiest bar stool, tap a keg of your favourite brew, grab your pretzels and peanuts and tell the louts at the next table to hush up.
OK, ready? Got your beer and snacks? All settled on that stool? Did you remember to go to the bathroom before the show starts?
Alright, here we go!

Edit: The star of the show wishes to notfiy those watching that he is about to shed soon, and so his not at his most dazzling brightness.

This show is rated S for Super Dooper. It may contain scenes of cuteness, mild laughs and nudity.


Get your motor running, head out on the front lawn, looking for some yummies, but I'll settle for some sunshine


Hey, this lawn's payin out blueberries!


They's make my tongue go'd blue, see?!!


Psst! Ralphie! Booger alert, left nostril!
(you can't really see it in this reduced pic, but there's something stuck in his nose)


Intermission: We planted some kale for the blueys, but the grubs got to them. Can't spray them because then we couldn't feed them to the blueys. Solution? Feed the grubs and the kale to the blueys! Conor calls the grubs 'lime splices'

And now, back to the show.....


Gimme Gimme Gimme


NNNNext !!!!!!!!


Hey, I'll even eat greens if they're on the tweezers!


Intruder alert! Warning! Warning! cue theme music from jaws


He's behind you!! (...I think I went to too many pantomimes as a kid )


Going off road


OK, so it's not Everest ....


Hey hey! This is not by best angle!


Ralphie's version of a one fingered salute


Phew! This being outside is hard work!


Yay! More lime splices! Gimme gimme. mmmm, yummeeeeee


Whoopsie! A candid moment!


Hey c'mon, give the lady some privacy. No more photos you lousy paparazzi


Show's over folks, nothing to see here. Move along now


The end! This has been a Team Keegan production, in association with two of the most adorable bluetongues in Australia. MMVII

Postcript: This producers would like to advise that in the 'candid' shot, no shenanigans whatsoever occured. The producers have angled the shot so as to insinuate this, and therefore gain more exposure in the worldwide press. We would like to confirm that no babies were produced in the making of this show. (they just like to snuggle )



Only three more months till Jubuary! Stay tooned!!

[Jenn]

Lisa those where great!!!!! How come we have to wait three months unitl Jubuary? Can't there be a Jumbember?!

[SailleSkinklover]

Oh Yay, Ralphtober! ( And I just love Santos "Helping" out! )

Great show, and boy do you guys have a TON of Simpsons stuff! ( Do you have a "Pinchy" toy?

[Shadowfax]

No joke -- talk about Simpson's collection! But hey, I bet you don't have my magnetic dartboard where you can throw darts at Homer and he says "It's everyone's fault but mine!"

Go Ralphie! Holy fat tail, batman!

[evil pixie]

I wish every month was Raphtober! Gute Abbildungen!!

[Lisa]

:rofl: Lisa those where great!!!!! How come we have to wait three months unitl Jubuary? Can't there be a Jumbember?!

What about Spiketember?? Or Frankieuary?? Stellatober?? hmmmmm????

Great show, and boy do you guys have a TON of Simpsons stuff! ( Do you have a "Pinchy" toy?

I do! Well, he's a shower puff. You know, you put your bodywash on him?. Actually he's a crab not a lobster, but I still get Pinchy'd everyday

No joke -- talk about Simpson's collection! But hey, I bet you don't have my magnetic dartboard where you can throw darts at Homer and he says "It's everyone's fault but mine!"

Go Ralphie! Holy fat tail, batman!

No!! Don't have one of them We have a Moe's tavern dartboard. Not sure where that is, probably in a cupboard somewhere.
We do have a 1990 Data East Simpsons pinball machine but

[Jenn]

You have to do the winter months because my guys are sleeping. I'll have to do Spikly or Frankune. Spike has started skipping his meals. He's always my first one to go down for the winter. Maybe I'll do Bayvember because he's always on of my last to go to sleep.

[Drew]

lovely pics!

[Richard.C]

nice lisa,hey in the 5th last pic,ralphie ,s tail looks ralphete like,lol,hes not a drag queen is he,hes very pretty

[KyleWeiss]

Love seein' the kids!

to Lisa too...

KW

[Lisa]

aye, Rich, methinks he'd be a she too! Has never shown any masculine traits. Doesn't watch footy or motor racing or doesn't sit on the couch scratching his privates, but is fickle and flighty, loves to browse for hours and hours and hours when out in the yard, and spends inordinate amounts of time admiring self in the mirror
But! I don't like girls, so Ralphie will always be a he to me!


KyleWeiss!! You WILL be excluded from future viewings if your tardy and sporadic attendance record continues. Your presence is required more often than once every full moon.
You've. Been. Warned

[Tattoo]

That was better than some movies I've seen lately. Who needs Tom Cruise in an action film when you can watch Ralph with a cameo from Santos. Thanks Lisa.

[Leigh]

Very,very good, whats with santos and that drain?I did like you did, but fed the offending leaf chomper still attached and eating the Kale(they never knew what hit 'em). Your grass's looking good mate,what's the temps like now, I've had to scrape ice off my windscreen for the last four days . Roll on Jubbyuary, I'll still be scrapping ice off then

[Zach]

This whole thread is hilarious....


I really enjoyed your pics and captions, lisa.

[Lisa]

Very,very good, whats with santos and that drain?I did like you did, but fed the offending leaf chomper still attached and eating the Kale(they never knew what hit 'em). Your grass's looking good mate,what's the temps like now, I've had to scrape ice off my windscreen for the last four days . Roll on Jubbyuary, I'll still be scrapping ice off then

Starting to warm up now, has been 35C last few days. We still get a run of over 30 temps and then one day a week will be back to 20 so still a little inconsistent. No rain but, and we really need it. Daylight savings starts this weekend

The best thing about the drain is, Jubby & Santos both recognise it as a place of safety, so if they're wandering around and something spooks them they head straight for it. Ralphie's got no idea, but then nothing ever spooks him. He's a little on the slow side, is Ralphie

[Jenn]

Ralphie belongs to the Eugene group of skinks!