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Pimpin my Indo

Postby Payday1897 » Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:58 pm

Hey guys, I was wondering if anyone in the Detroit Mi area was thinking about breeding a yellow Indonesian female this year. My little man has been sleeping the last 3 weeks and I'd hate for him to wake up with nothing to show for it. So if you know any skanky females lookin for a stud, Let me know well work something out. P.S. No Cops or fatties

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This picture was taken from the care sheet without permission for great comedic value(the actual accounts behind this picture are not funny at all). This of course is a parody of craigslist. If any of the site operators have an issue with its appearance in a forum post I would be glad to remove it. But darn I thought is was funny at the time.
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Postby Hijinks » Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:13 pm

Well, good luck! This is the funniest post I have ever read on here. Thought I was on the seedy underbelly of Craigslist for a moment. :paranoid:
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Postby SailleSkinklover » Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:27 pm

I think we need to start a "dating & mating thread for Skinkers (and their owners) looking to hook up! Lets diversify the gene pool and keep 'em healthy!

Handsome male Merauke seeks pretty female Merauke, preferable non-Smoking, non-cricket-eating in the Pacific NW. Willing to travel as far S as OR, as far N as B.C.
I am between 3 and 7 years old and enjoy burrowing, playing Hide and Seek with my humans, and pretending I'm fierce. I'm really into the Great outdoors, I love running through green grass though I'm a bit frightened by large birds flying overhead!

My fave foods are turkey burger, blueberries, strawberries, and garlic chicken. (No crickets please, they give bad breath! )

(and then a pic of the Skink!)
1.0. Merauke, Chuff Chuff
0.1.1 Irian Jayas, Nubbin, Marley
0.0.1 Northern, Hobbes
3.1.0.1 White Lined Geckos,CrazyHorse, Dad, Itchy, little female
7.10.17 Crested Geckos, HELP!
0.1.0 Leachie, Francis
1.2.0 Gargoyles, Everton, Ant, Juicebox
1.1.2 African Fat Tails, Burger Butt, Galaxy,t he kids
1.1.0.2 Tokays, Niles, Lillith
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Postby Scotts1au » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:29 pm

Hi Saille

Not sure they are after a long term thing. Your lizard sounds like it might get a bit clingy.

Just saying female and good to go is probably enough. Actually that probably applies to dating websites as well :-)

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Postby Leigh » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:39 pm

Hey sallie,sounds like you've done this before :hehe:
MMMmmmmm... Something???????
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Postby SailleSkinklover » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:14 pm

Actually, never! I never had the need!
But I used to read ads like this for Poops and Giggles. . .

Chuff's not Clingy, he's just very tidy ( no poo-nami's here!) and particular about certain smells, like cricket poop. and Cigarette smoke.
:hurl:

He's just a Studly Plug-dropper that just wants to get his groove on with a nice pretty female Merauke! :hubba:
1.0. Merauke, Chuff Chuff

0.1.1 Irian Jayas, Nubbin, Marley

0.0.1 Northern, Hobbes

3.1.0.1 White Lined Geckos,CrazyHorse, Dad, Itchy, little female

7.10.17 Crested Geckos, HELP!

0.1.0 Leachie, Francis

1.2.0 Gargoyles, Everton, Ant, Juicebox

1.1.2 African Fat Tails, Burger Butt, Galaxy,t he kids

1.1.0.2 Tokays, Niles, Lillith
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Postby Tattoo » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:16 pm

:revenge: Poor Chuffalump. I think his advert was prefectly nice. :wink:
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Postby evil pixie » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:22 pm

haha stud skink! I am in the Detroit area, but I don't have indos, nor females. Good luck pimpin' your skink. :lol:
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