BLUE TONGUE SKINKS

So, I was hanging out with Smoot today, playing with it and letting it crawl on me and the couch. Luckily enough, I got blasted with enough urine to leave a fried egg-sized spot on my shirt and my pants. It all got capped with one of the biggest bombs he's ever laid, plus an annoucement that scared even Smoot. The hardest part was not putting Smoot back. To cap it off, there was a Hugh Grant movie on and I couldn't reach the remote. My own little slice of Dante's Inferno...

That's great! I love Smoot.

This is one of the BEST poop stories I have heard in a long time! Didja get pics?

I have some pics from right before, I plan on uploading them to see gauge reactions on whether or not Smoot is getting too chubby. I had a real hard time keeping it together. That little stinker.

hahah go smoot

So now you have been given a little gift. Awwww. Hope you gave him a big kiss on the head and told him he's a good boy. After all better out than in.

HUGH GRANT,what a crappy day,haahaa haaa haaaaa ha ha!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

eww....that seems kinda gross... that kinda happened with my beardie... my cousins were playing with it and he assumed his position and im like "oh no" and there like "what?" , "oh nothing" and then it was like a fire hydrent of liquids!(this usualy doesnt happen when a beardie poops) and then they are all like sreaming and then the bomb came
"you guys gotta cleen it up, not me...." (me) "whattttt?"(them) [me]"yea, ummmm u guys were the last ones to touch him!"

That is a really funny Beardie Poop story!

one day all the lizards in the world will unite and fling poo at all unsuspecting humans....

"Attack of the Lizard Poo"


heck, if that was a movie, I'd watch it.

Don't monkeys already do that?

lmao... i think monkeys do... sequil to the atack of the lizards and their poo







POOP PAINTING LIZARDS VS. POOP FLINGING MONKEYS

ALERT *spoilers*
LIZARDS WIN